Total Medals Earned: 844 (From 115 different games.) Total Medal Score: 12,650 Points
Medals Earned: 4/4 (90/90 points)
Why would you even bother clicking on it?
The credits are over, why are you still walking?
You've successfully gotten into the janitor's closet!
You've successfully started the fire to distract the principle!
Medals Earned: 7/7 (340/340 points)
ROFL ROFL ROFL
Break out the legal way.
Break out the badass way.
Break out the Sneaky Way
...or do you?
Find all 18 FAILs.
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 8/9 (275/375 points)
Kill 2 Doctors in the operating theater.
Infect singer in the backstage.
Infect poor rat.
Infect 3 dogs in bonus scene #1.
Complete the game.
Kill himself with a gun in bonus scene #2.
Kill himself with a knife in bonus scene #2.
Medals Earned: 1/5 (50/300 points)
Beat level one.
Make it to the evil wizard.
Beat the game!
Beat level two!
Get all the in-game achievements!
Medals Earned: 14/21 (540/825 points)
first Kill
Jump on 10 enemies
I can double jump
jump on a wall 20 times
touch the sky
Fiery Combo of 10
Find the hidden button
Collect 5000 skulls
Evolve to final level
play for an hour
Kill every small enemy
reach space
play for 3 hours
Jump on 50 enemies
Collect 1000 skulls
Jump on 100 enemies
Kill 20 Spikes in one game
Kill 200 Goo-..Flying things..
Kill every big enemy
Kill every enemy
Medals Earned: 8/18 (115/500 points)
Make Gretel walk for the first time.
Obtain the slingshot
Get Bee Death
Get Spider Death
Get the clock
Take 200 shots with the slingshot
Kill Hansel
Trap the squirrel
Shoot mom in the face
Get Dad Carriage Death
Get Axe Death
Get Rabbit Death
Get Crow Death
Get Fire Death
Solve clock puzzle
Get all 10 stones
Drop all ten stones
Get all 10 deaths
Medals Earned: 2/13 (15/550 points)
Read through all of the intro and instructions text
Bypass a cop by moving over him
Destroy 100 tombstones
Destroy 10 dropping needles or scalpels
collect 3 roofies in a single level
Destroy 5 of the fastest respawned centipedes in a single level
Destroy 20 tombstones altered by cop cars
Stop a cop car before it makes contact with a tombstone
Achieve 50,000 points
Destroy 10 cops for their maximum 900 point value
Achieve 100,000 points
Medals Earned: 1/5 (5/150 points)
Grab the bag!
Form an alliance.
Defeat Glimmer
You call that a kiss?
Defeat Cato
Medals Earned: 5/14 (80/505 points)
Commit suicide 15 times
Die 50 times
You could have white teeth by now
2 hours of gameplay
Die 100 times
Die 200 times
Die 500 times
Die 1000 times, put down your keyboard and go outside
Finish under 30 minutes, but I guess you're used to that
you're glitching the game, aren't you? Right? RIGHT!?
Medals Earned: 1/4 (25/250 points)
Beat the first level.
Kill the boss without dying.
Complete the first level without firing a shot.
Beat the game.